Jeff: I feel like I need to keep track of his and my kills. Like I’m Gimley and he’s Legolas. Joe: He’s not like Legolas, he’s a goblin! AJ: Yeah, well how many kills have you gotten?
Jeff: How is it that I have to try to keep up in kills with the 2nd level Goblin Rogue with 8 hit points who does 1d4 damage. I’m a half-orc barbarian who’s twice his level and does 2d6+9!
AJ and Joe: Awww! And on tonight of all nights!